I want revenge for my stolen AC unit

When I was in college, we had the RA on the floor who would steal from us.

It took a few months to figure it out, and even then we only caught him because of a webcam we hid in one of our rooms.

The guy only stole things we couldn’t report, like cash, booze, or marijuana. When we caught him, we couldn’t turn him in, so we beat his butt and stole everything we could from his room. That’s how I do things when someone dares to steal from me! With that in mind, I can’t wait to get my hands on the jerk who stole my air conditioner. I have a very small loft apartment, in an old building that has no central air conditioning. With this little square footage, the only way I can fit an AC unit into the place is to mount it on the window sill. This way the bulk of the AC unit is outside, and I can cool down the house without cramming it full of machinery. The air conditioner is mounted with brackets, and I thought I had it locked down pretty well, but obviously not well enough because someone used a crowbar to smash the brackets and take the AC unit. I am furious and I want revenge, but with the temps rising quickly, the first thing I need to do is get a new air conditioner. By next week this loft apartment will feel like a furnace, so I need to get revenge later and go take care of business right now.



hvac tune-up