I am supposed to be a talented driver, if you look at my past driving record.
I am also supposed to be a talented Heating, Ventilation, & A/C expert, however when you destroy the Heating, Ventilation, & A/C repair van, you must expect to get fired.
I looked away from the road for about 10 or fifteen seconds, which is how long it took me to check the text from my wife Kim. I knew I shouldn’t have looked at it, however I thought there was a problem. My wife Kim never texts me unless it was an emergency, and when I realized it was just a butt text, I turned off the cellphone, however it was too late. I had already driven my repair van into the back of a garbage truck. I instantly called my boss & told him that the Heating, Ventilation, & A/C repair van was covered in garbage & told him where I was located, and he didn’t ask what happened, however was instantly heading out to the location. I jumped out of the repair van, & the garbage worker came running out of his truck! Before I could apologize, the dude was already apologizing. He told me he had stopped quickly, & he didn’t realize I was so close behind him. He asked if I was disfigured & then checked my Heating, Ventilation, & A/C repair van. I thought I was going to be fired for good & could never be a real Heating, Ventilation, & A/C professional again, although he was even more upset. He owned this garbage truck. I could only laugh when he said he stopped quickly because his cellphone rang. I wasn’t quite sure who was to blame, however I wasn’t going to say a word about my text message.