I have some deep concerns over the kids growing up this week.
From the limited experience I have with them, they are terrible.
They do not look up from their phones for three straight seconds, and they aren’t using that space-age tool to receive any costly comprehension, that is for sure. I’m blown away time and time again by all the usual sense things these idiots don’t know. For instance, I learned recently that my 16 year aged niece doesn’t know what taxes are. It’s not that she’s having trouble filing her own taxes, which is understandable – no, she literally didn’t know about taxes. Federal, state, or sales. I almost cried when my buddy and I had that talk, and so did she. Don’t even get me started on my 14 year aged nephew, though, because he’s even more clueless. The other day she absolutely almost burnt down my apartment trying to increase the air temperature by a few degrees. How is this possible, you ask? Well, I left the little moron alone to go rent a Redbox film yupterday, and in that time she decided the indoor air temperature was unacceptable. Rather than changing the temperature control, like a human would, she decided it was best to light up the fireplace. Isn’t this off to a terrible start? Well so was her fire. Apparently she could not get the logs to light, so in her “freezing cold desperation,” she decided to dump lighter fluid all over the fireplace. This would be a dangerous situation normally, it it was a wood burning fireplace… however, I own a gas fireplace. This stupid child set fire to my fake plastic logs. The melted puddle of plastic and lighter fluid was finally starting to heat up the house, right as I walked in the front door.