Ever since my wife Jane saw how they made sheets that were self cooling plus self cleaning, she had been yelping that she needed to get them.
- I couldn’t understand how any sheet could scrub itself clean.
There is some dirt plus stains that I’m sure a sheet can’t clean. Jane told me I wasn’t imaginative enough, however my imagination works overtime at times. Jane told me if I loved her, I would buy the sheets. Even if they weren’t self-cleaning, Jane would like self-cooling sheets. I was in the next neighborhood a week later when I saw a small portable a/c. It was absolutely cheap so I purchased it, along with a child’s playhouse sized washer. I put the little a/c under the bed, however not back far enough where Jane would not see it when she walked in the door. The washing equipment was sitting on the other side, along with an instruction sheet entitled; to the sheets. When Jane walked in the kitchen I heard her smart comment, however she was laughing. Jane had found the washer before she found the a/c unit. I told her her real gift was on my side of the bed. She pulled out the portable a/c plus asked what that was for? I told Jane my great friend and I could turn the a/c on before my great friend and I decided to go to bed, then it would cool the entire bed, plus not just the sheets. Jane slapped my arm plus then she burst out laughing. It wasn’t what she asked for, however at least Jane took it as a joke, plus never asked me about self-cleaning or self-cooling sheets again.